knitting through a glass
sand running through my fingers
branches rasp the glass
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Student Nurse Humour
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
'...there's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely...
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k?
over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
'...there's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely...
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k?
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Our House Flooded
Some of our readers have e-mailed asking why we are settled in South Georgia again this school year. The answer is becoming less and less clear given what happened the weekend before last and what is going on right now.
The weekend before last we were visited by Tropical Storm Fay which decided to stick around for two and a half days before moving on. The storm moved through at about 4 mph and dropped 25 inches of rain in two days. I felt like it would never leave. By the time it left our living and tv rooms had an inch of water on the floor.
See all that red just above the Florida line where the arrow is pointing. Yeah. That's where we live.
The weekend before last we were visited by Tropical Storm Fay which decided to stick around for two and a half days before moving on. The storm moved through at about 4 mph and dropped 25 inches of rain in two days. I felt like it would never leave. By the time it left our living and tv rooms had an inch of water on the floor.
See all that red just above the Florida line where the arrow is pointing. Yeah. That's where we live.
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Monday, September 1, 2008
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