(Imagine a 70 year old patient speaking really fast... and occasionally switching to gringo spanish)
Q:Sir, do you see things other people can't see?
A: Well, I think so! I see corruption, I see idiots, I see morons running our government! Nobody else seems to see it!
Q: Ok, sir do you have any special powers?
A: Yes, I have a bullshit radar! And frankly this is bullshit!
Q: Do you think you're depressed?
A: Hell yes, I'm depressed. Isn't everyone?
Q: Do you think anyone is out to harm you?
A: I'm considering your intentions right now as potentially predatory, but other than that just my brother. He only gives me $20 a week!
Q: Sir if I let you leave the hospital right now, where will you go?
A: Home! I already spent my $20 last night in the French Quarter!
Q: And how would you get home?
A: Walk!
Q: Walk where?
A: Ok, Hitler... do you want me to draw you a damn MAP? I walk down Canal, hop on the ferry, and head to Algiers.
Now maybe it's me, but the guy sounds totally fine to me. Wacky, yes. An alcoholic, yes. I don't know what committing him accomplishes... but I guess that's why I'm not a physician yet. Good thing, cause I definitely would have sent him home. Oops!
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