Gastroenterology = Playing Nintendo all day long (yes, I'm dating myself)
ER = Treat 'em and Street 'em
Psychiatry = If your patient says he's suicidal he automatically get three hots and a cot. If you don't like him, you can PEC him.
Pediatrics = kids, good. parents, bad
Orthopedics = Can you say EGO? The Ortho guy that gave a talk last week called himself heroic at least 8 times.
IM = so busy they can't possibly tell the difference between an ass and an elbow (or their own ass from their own elbow for that matter)
Radiology = greek isles while reading CT scans on your laptop
ID = Basically you treat everything with one of four medications. You really can't screw up too much
Dermatology = Oh, that's a rash. Or, possibly.... a ... um... bad rash
Surgery = I can't stand on concrete that long. Maybe if I was suspended from the ceiling?
Geriatrics = well, you won't be curing anyone
More to come..................
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